Originally Posted By: King Brown
"(I'll be wearing my formal Highland dress, clan Lamont, ... in NYC next May. Maybe I'll see you there!)


First, all good and true Scots should disown this dude.

Second, if he steps onto an NYC street in a kilt, he may be:

(a) Solicited in the Village (b) Killed almost anywhere, (c) Eligible for federal aid, or... (d) Elected mayor!