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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"...
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The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell..
I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor...
Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex...
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it..
I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better...
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The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort...
I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided...
Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today...
The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard...
Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.
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