Originally Posted By: ClapperZapper
I've become fascinated with what a bottomless pit of hatred this section evolved into....

....Can you boys help a guy out with a few suggestions?

Of particular interest to me might be what to say to absolutely crush the hopes of the 30 year old cancer stricken mother that lives across the field from me. She's obviously a lazy slacker, and her kids would definitely be better off in orphanages.
She needs to hear the truth regarding her woeful ways before we tax payers have to pay for a hole to be dug for her. She should dig her own hole before she croaks.

Anyone got any real zingers?


Welcome CZ. You got those zingers well covered. Make her bring her own shovel. Let us know how it works out.