Hello, my name is Salopian, I first came here to AA (Alkanet Aficionado's)in 1958 when I cleaned my first Purdey and was told about Ernest Lawrence's mystery concoction.In the last 45 years or so I have tried to give up this addiction and have even tried 'designer drugs' such as polyurethane, but inevitably I have always returned to my Slacum addiction.Some years ago I was sentenced to penal servitude in Maranello, to look after Prancing Horses, where they tried to wean me off Slacum by diciplining me and subjecting me to the Birch wood Casey Tru-oil, but I got into a terrible mess.
After all these years I think I may have the secret to Slacum, but I don't want others to suffer as I have done.
Thank you for listening.