Smallbore's formulae from p. 1 courtesy of Pete M
Boiled linseed oil – 16 oz
Spirits of turpentine – 2 oz
Carnauba wax – 200 gr
Venice turpentine - 2 teaspoonfuls
Mix together and heat until it simmers. Simmer for ten minutes then allow to cool.
Be careful it does not catch fire -!!!!

DT did graciously sacrifice a tip of one digit for chemical analysis- full (and likely surprising) results to follow. Lab has been alerted to possible single malt contamination