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Reprinted from the Toronto Star.



The flood of "Trump-fearing" American liberals/progressives sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential win is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution. Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.



"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"



In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh reruns across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies. "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.



Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.



In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.



Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?”

May I be the first to congratulate you on a job well done, before the thread is locked.

ROTFLMAO

You just can't quit, can you, Lloyd?

This is a double gun forum. Remind yourself of that daily.

Lloyd,
Now that's funny right there!
Karl

That was funny Lloyd, but it's tragic that the Nutty Professor is too much of a Trump Deranged hypocrite to practice what he preaches.

There was no Double Gun content in the Nutty Professor's recent Thread about Boy Scouts wearing pink cam tee shirts. It looked more like a Liberal Left attempt to normalize the pedophile grooming and emasculation of young boys. Perhaps the Nutty Professor has some vested interested in that garbage, but it didn't belong here.

There was zero Double Gun content in the Nutty Professor's repeated Posts prior to the election when he falsely claimed Trump engaged in insurrectionist activities on Jan. 6th, 2021, and engaged in other anti-Trump diatribes. He frantically claims Trump would violate the Constitution, yet sees nothing wrong with Democrats who work relentlessly to infringe upon the 2nd Amendment Rights of law abiding citizens.

There was no Double Gun content in the Nutty Professor's frequent and repeated comments supporting the Liberal Left's Climate Change agenda.

I could go on and on with non-Double Gun content posted by the Nutty Professor over the years... including frequent personal attacks on the Conservatives he despises.

Suffice to say, it should be evident to all that what the Nutty Professor really wants is to control and censor content here to his liking. He wishes to have free rein to enable himself and like-minded Liberals to support anti-gun Democrats, and to trash pro-gun Conservatives... like Donald Trump.

He (along with a few others) wishes to make this Forum an Internet Safe-Space for Liberal Left Democrats who support anti-gunners, and who vote against the interests of all gun owners. We don't have to call him a phony hypocrite when he continually proves it to us.

By Donald Trump
COUNTERPOINT

Have That Guy Killed
All right, hello. That guy? The one making the points about me? Have him killed. Dead. I want that very much. I’m serious about this: I want you to go to wherever he lives, as soon as possible, and put a bullet in his brain.

I think he mentioned the National Guard? It’s worth seeing whether we could get some of them to round up that son of a [censored - come on man!] and blow his brains out against the wall in front of his wife. What was this guy’s name again? Dan? Daniel? Find his address. There needs to be retribution.

Someone is saying he’s at 559 N. Wheelock Street in D.C. Great. Go to his house at night, smash the windows with a brick, and drag him out on the lawn. Knock the hell out of him while his scared kids watch. Make him scream. Cave in his skull. I really mean it. I want his head on a fucking pike.

If you do this, don’t worry. I’ll pardon you. Anyone who does this is a terrific patriot. People like him—they’re sick, they’re evil. Many are Marxists or fascists. When I talk about enemies from within? That’s this guy. He needs to be put down like a sick dog.

Right now. Go. Do it. Put him down.

He said something about shooting protesters in the legs. That’s great. We should do that to him. Someone could blow off both of his kneecaps when he’s out buying groceries or something. He should know that could happen to him whenever. I want him scared to go outside. I know plenty of my supporters are listening. They can do this for me.

And anyone who stands up for him? Journalists or left-wing lunatics? We can kill them, too. Burn down their houses, slit their kids’ throats. Whatever. You understand me. If you go after me, I am coming after you.

I want this done as soon as possible. Okay? Thank you.

Good Heavens Brent it's superficially funny! Take a set, have a drink, sheesh! Your side lost and we'll all be just fine. By the way, Hunter got a pardon, for life. Is that OK? I'll live through it, maybe, the clock is ticking! Cheers!

I'm laughing my ass off. Just responding in kind. But we all know, this isn't a fair play board. And Lloyd just cannot bear to go 2 weeks without a good troll. But I'm happy to return the favor, so expect it.

Well I wouldn't want you to go around without yer ass, so take a break!

Not happenin' Get used to it.