I recommend Carl Hiassen's new novel Fever Beach. It's great fun and will go a good way toward mutual understanding here. Give it a try.
Uh, no thanks Billy.
However, it sounds right up your alley. I found this online review of the book, and it sounds like perfect pablum for a brainwashed Leftist Socialist supporter of anti-gun Democrats.
https://carlhiaasen.com/books/fever-beach/#:~:text=Viva%20and%20Twilly%20are%20plunged,a%20secret%20right%2Dwing%20agenda
I sincerely doubt if we'll be seeing any complaints from your Left Wing pals here about you posting more of your non-double gun off-topic content. BTW, did you happen to plant those sea shells that the terminally corrupt James Comey claims he just happened to find on the beach?
On second thought, never mind... you have a perfect alibi. If it was you, the shells would have been misspelled.