What I really like is how they come up with names for their subdivisions that have nothing to do with anything. For example, here in Houston you'll see places with names like Canyon Ranch or Katy Lakes....when there has never been a canyon or lake within a few hundred miles.

There was a time when it mattered how people made their money. People like engineers or machinists could hold their head high. People who made their money the easy way were looked down on. Not any more....

In the future our kids will all live in apartments, eat at Chili's, work for the Chinese, speak Spanish, and spend their workdays pining for beer and football games on their plasma TV.
One day, someone will stumble across a hammer and there will be a huge Prime Time Live investigation as to what it is and how to hold it.