Every once in a while we all need a good laugh and some of the replys are good, I like Miller's, but we all have to remember one thing and it is a very old saying, "We can't live with them, but we can't live without them".
Those of us to have a "better half" that understand our passion and relationship with these inanimate objects, and our time spent out in the field with these things and our dog/s are very fortunate indeed.

David