Originally Posted By: arrieta2
I have been shot twice,
John Boyd


Hard to know whether or not you should boast about that (unless your real name is Cheney!)
In the late 1800's in Ireland there was a very unpopular landlord, renowned for evictions, maltreatment of tennants, etc., who was shot at - and missed - so many times that he was known as "The Woodcock."
Stay safe,
K.