This might give you a laugh?
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
> and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally
> slept in.
>
> As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
> 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
>
> My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is
> going to be my lucky day!'
>
> Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my
> all; right there on the kitchen table.
>
> Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt
> still around her neck.
>
> Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
>
> She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'
