After reading Chuck's post, I have started and stopped three different answers for you, and ended up not likeing any of them. That's a tough call. Do you have a brother you are close to, or a son? Either would be preferable to a girl friend, IMO. I believe the temptation to heavily discount everything and move it out quickly would be overly tempting.

If you don't have another family member who would take the time to do a decent job for you, I would start selling them off ahead of time, maybe keep a couple that you would most likely hunt with and a home defense weapon.

I'll try and have a chat with my wife and a son before that time.