Field grade 12s are so s[t]olid, so authentic, so sincere, so utilitarian, so much cheaper. Man, if I had money, everything would have itty bitty holes in the end, weigh 5 lbs. and have lightning bolts; maybe Reddy Kilowatt holding one in each fist. But I don't so I'm stuck with solid, authentic, sincere, utilitarian, and affordable. I intend to make a virtue of it but you don't have to.

jack