Better than old Fuzzy Zoeller telling Eldrick "Tiger" Woods after winning his first Masters at the hallowed Augusta National-"we'll have to tell the kitchen staff to get fried chicken and watermelon on the menu tonight". Better is the story about the rich Texan (any other kind) who bought Willie Nelson's battered old Martin guitar "Signature" at the IRS auction, after Willie's CPA FUBARED his returns- he paid $100,000 for that beat-up old Martin, then sold it right back to Old Willie for a buck-said he just wanted to hold Willie's guitar once, and had the dinero to pay for it- guess he was one of the "All Hat-All Cattle Too Texans"-- RWTF
