Top this: I went to work in an organization where several deer hunters work. I had never hunted deer. The first fall, one of the guys presented me with a couple of nice cuts of venison. My wife had never eaten it and it turned out she loved it. Next fall, more venison. So come Christmas, one of my presents from her was a 30-06 rifle (Browning A-bolt). The card read "Quit mooching, go get your own." And when I head to a gun show, she always asks if I have the checkbook. It doesn't get any better.
Of course, it's her way of dealing with her guilt for the purchases of expensive clothes. But do I care? She's gonna buy the clothes anyhow, so I may as well take advantage of it.
