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Quite racy, but quite good...I liked them!
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I'm now a PORN Star! - Poor - Old - Retired - & Needy
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There was a mortician from Fife Who made love to the corpse of his wife He said to the judge She was cold, did not budge Just the same as she acted in life
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I like...thanks I love limericks!
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There was a young Royal Marine Who tried to fart "God Save The Queen"
When he hit the soprano Out came the guano
And his pants weren't fit to be seen.
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There was a man from Ghent Who had a penis so long it bent It was so much trouble That he kept it double And instead of coming he went. --------------------- There was a lady who triplets begat Nat, Pat and Tat It was fun breeding But trouble feeding Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat. ------------------------ An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno Said Sex is one thing I do know Women are fine And sheep are divine But llamas are numero uno!
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You're bad Sam...but really good...I like.
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Binko - Fac ut vivas. Oh! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum! Interdum modo elabitur. Quo usque tandem abutere patentia meum? Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. Nunc, gaudeo absolvi meam animam.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? You are in America...SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
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A gentleman dining at Crewe, Found an elephant's whang in his stew. Said the waiter, "Don't shout and wave it about, or the others will all want one too."
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A mortician's sly daughter named Maddie Told a young and viginal laddie, If you'll do as I say, We can have a great lay, 'Cause I've buried more stiffs than my Daddy.
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