Although I've never subscribed to the Freudian psycology notion that guns are phallic symbols, if there were a shred of truth in that, I imagine that wrapping ones' hand around a "big long fat one" would suggest some subconcious desire. I truthfully wouldn't know. Bikini girls and splinters as previously stated.

A true sign of mental illness is any gun owner who would vote for an Anti-Gunner like Joe Biden.