Does that mean I'll get promoted from Brig. Gen. to Major Gen. soon, Joe.? Shoot a mile, in your little ol' black heart (just like mine truth be told) you knows I be righteous 90% of de time here- just yo Southern pride keeps you from sayin' a Damn Yankee can ever be right. Yup, to parrot-phrase old "Forrest Dump" from de cradle o de Confederacy (Sweet Home Alabama) ugly is as ugly does sho does play de tune fo dis ol' Baby B. Mercy, I'd rather hunt woodcocks with a Whamo-sling-shotty than haul that sad sack of sorry shotgun around.


"The field is the touchstone of the man"..