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Jeez, Ted, you've got it made. Nancy, a distinguished painter, doesn't go for that he-man stuff and has no interest where I go with guns as long as I come back.

She's not as exotic or as adoring of her husband as your wife either. Maybe if Nova Scotia gets as perilous as you describe the USA I could become a black-hatted paladin.

No, I'm dreamin'. No one is afraid of anyone or locks their cars or houses around here. Jeez, Ted, with a gun I coulda bin a champ.

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Come on King:
Lighten up a bit. We all know that the only women that don't enjoy being admired by men don't like men.
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Is that light enough, Jim?

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Gunut,
One of the things Alexandra taught me, without even trying, is that a Brazilian cut bikini ONLY looks really, really, good on a South American woman.

And, I don't know why that is true, but, it is. It could be that Latinas tend to have that mane that falls down to about their waist, that matches the sultry, brown eyes, and the soft, tanned skin.

If I thought I could post one of the bikini photos, without getting tossed, I would have by now. But, Brown, or homeless jOe, or the Russian would likely acuse me of showboating, anyway.

And, they'd be right.

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Me thinks Ted and Fox'es been drinking out of the same jug.

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Originally Posted By: King Brown
Jeez, Ted, you've got it made. Nancy, a distinguished painter, doesn't go for that he-man stuff and has no interest where I go with guns as long as I come back.


I'm with King! My Dad told me a working wife was as good as three rent houses - and I find it to be true.

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Originally Posted By: AmarilloMike
Originally Posted By: King Brown
Jeez, Ted, you've got it made. Nancy, a distinguished painter, doesn't go for that he-man stuff and has no interest where I go with guns as long as I come back.


I'm with King! My Dad told me a working wife was as good as three rent houses - and I find it to be true.

Mike


Wasn't it 'rent horses'?

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His women get POed when he calls 'em "horses"....
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Brazilian Observations:
I spent some time in Brazil awhile back and observed the following:
*There apparentely are NO fat women in Brazil
*You can't possibly try ALL the meats in one of their resturants
*There's no way a guy my age can run down a thief on the beach
*Brazilian Rum at around $1.00 a bottle is a smoking deal
*The Policia carry the wackiest assortment of firearms I've ever seen
*You CAN actually play volleyball using only your feet!
*Christ the Redemer in a fog is NOT a very imposing sight
*Flying around Brazil is NOT an experience for everyone
*Boarding a commercial airplane already harboring thousands of mosquitos is an every day experience
*Portuguese may be the most indeciferable language in the world
*If you step off the curb in traffic be prepared to die!
*If you live there and have to drive thru the slums packing a HK MP5 is probably a good idea
*Oh and Brazilian Cut bathing suits? Those must be the ones using 1 square inch of strategically placed material!
Jim

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