Oh come now, Ted, you're still smarting over the way your beloved Fords got put on the trailer back in '70.

As for the value of my underwear, let's just say people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. It's not a big secret that whenever you get your undies back from the dry cleaner, there's an additional $7.50 charge and a big red "Skid Mark City!" scrawled across the bill.