Well...If I have to defend myself I'll go dig out a few DGJ's where he has articles that I can't tell what he's talking about.

Me: The gun has a beautiful set of full choked 36" barrels topped by a factory vent rib, along with a deeply engraved receiver and Circassian walnut stock.

BH: Oh, what might this hoary night be told of when the darkness falls and said hunter gazes along the Delta of Venus and wonders aloud to only the glades, perhaps, when his gun will call again.