Humpty, seeins' as you're in Russia I thought I'd pass along some further linguistics for you to ponder.

Down here in Texas you can go to just about any Italian restaurant and order a Czar salad.

The US Constitution protects against illegal search and Czar.

In 1849 the Gold Rush in California was set into motion when someone cried, "There's gold in them Czar hills!"

If you are have cornrows in your hair, are unruly in public and resist arrest, the cops are likely to Tsar you into submission.