About a week after examining his elderly and somewhat deaf patient, a Doctor saw the old geezer grinning ear to ear and walking down the street arm in arm with a very sexy young babe.

The shocked Doc collared the guy and took him aside and asked him what the hell he was doing.

The old skeetshooter replied that he was merely "following your advice... get a hot mama and be cheerful!"

"No, no, no," said the Doc, "I said you've got a heart murmur; be careful."

Voting for anti-gun Democrats is dumber than giving treats to a dog that shits on a Persian Rug