Now that you have your degree, Dr. Sane, no need to sit around regressing your proclivities at a time when large universities and major corporations are sorely in need of qualified DIrectors of Programming, Special High Intensity Training. The lists of applicants for these positions are long and competition stiff but our lively conversation has convinced me beyond doubt that you are preeminently qualified as you appear to have complete mastery of Basic Understanding Lecture List, Special High Intensity Training. I believe you would not find the mandatory probationary period in the Departmental Employee Evaluation Program, Special High Intensity Training particularly odorous and very possibly you could be sent almost immediately to Employee Attitude Training, Special High Intensity Training, allowing you to assume your vast responsibilities on an accelerated timeline. I will be happy to provide a character reference should that prove advisable.
PS: SLATFATF (splash!)
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