I've said this before, but I'll say it again - I've never met such a bunch of bed-wetting ninnies as the gun crowd when it comes to getting their feelings hurt. What kind of wuss threatens to sue someone? What ever happened to the good old public ass-kicking or even a shoot-off?

I'll bet your average baseball fan, NASCAR fan, or concert flautist would have more backbone.

Somehow the thought of some argyle-sock, sweater vest wearing, nose-hair growing, pipe-smoking old ninny suing someone for slander makes me want to hand in all my guns and never admit I ever owned a gun.


Dirty Harry has two bullets left. He's faced with three people - Hitler, Hillary Clinton and a slander-suit happy old ninny.

Who does he shoot? The ninny, twice.