Rabbit:
My apologies. I really don't know "who" you are.

Could you be Jack O'Connor... no, he's dead.
Could you be Michael MacIntosh... no, he's dead, too.
Could you be Thomas Wolfe... nah. He's a gentleman.
Could you be Vic Ventners... let's hope not.
Oh, maybe you're Tom Clancey... but that would be a slight to Tom.

Gawd, what was I thinking! I know who you are now!
You're a tasteless, unsophisticated boor who belittles others to assuage your own inadequacies! Now, that makes sense.

PS: You're also a sheep. If you believe I'm ed g.