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That's nothing. I once shot a tick and left his balls!
It was a Canadian tick though. They have big balls!

I don't know how to hyper bowl, but I do know antique clocks. In fact I have one right here, an old grandfather clock which is so old the shadow from the pendulum has worn a hole in the back of the case.

This one time,
at deer camp..........

I think that seller has visited all 57 states. Marksmanship of that degree is hard to find these days. One shot kill at 700 yards in a 30 mph wind. I bet he sighted an inch high at a hundred yards to make the shot easier. Too often fellows these days take the easy way out. A real man would have sighted dead on at a hundred and do the math on his fingers and toes like a real man.

I have shot crows at extreme range with a .22 and can tell you with a straight face that if I had bought a Lotto ticket that day I would have had a better chance to hit it than the crow. The bullet has to land somewhere and sometimes it lands where you are shooting. Most of the times it lands somewhere else.

Well do you know how to tell the difference between a Fairytale and a story of a long range shot? The Fairytale starts off�� One upon a time, and the long range shot story starts off �.. This isn�t no sh..t