Mr. Rise,
Unfamiliar with the Corrida de Toros, or Fiesta Bravo? Spanish Toreros are considered the epitome of Tauromachia today, and have been for many centuries.
Manchego, produced in La Mancha, truly something everyone should have upon his bucket list.
Segovia, no one will ever compare. Ditto Vincenté Amigo.
José Andres could certainly prepare the game you manage to kill with your 311.
It would be tough to find something more beautiful in all the world than Francina Diaz Mestra.
And, Sir, sporting guns, wonderful guns that run the gamut from utilitarian to spectacular, regardless of your narrow viewpoint.
Truly, Sir, you need to get out more. It is, however, always refreshing to witness an individual that doesn't feel the need to display his intellect for everyone to see.
Best,
Ted
