In my opinion, the "most tasteless comment" did not originate with "Mr. Ted."

As to wines, both Spain and it's neighbor Portugal make quite a few very excellent wines. I guess wines and shotguns are built to different markets and to different tastes.

I am certain you can indeed Google up some "wine crap." It all begins with what you are searching for. You can also Google up some wonderful wine, just like wonderful guns. Looks like Mr. Rise is the one here that's searching for crap.