Originally Posted By: gjw
Originally Posted By: AmarilloMike
Originally Posted By: L. Brown
For personal weight reduction, tell your wife that your doctor has recommended the lover's diet: grab your mate instead of your plate. You burn 250 calories a pop.


I don't think 250 calories every other month is going to make much difference.


You mean every other year......didn't you?


I am a Texan. So yeah, using the standard Texan exaggeration factor of twelve you would be correct.


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