I have a try gun, there is a shooting range very near, and I work full time. You are not welcome to stay at my house, but my neighbor travels frequently and I gather his young Swedish wife (36-24-34) is rather lonely at night judging from the noises I hear. If you send her the dimensions of your body I am sure she will not refuse to provide you with accomodations. I would bring a gun with you, of any dimensions, just in case.