According to my news papers "What happened to day in history" column , The first shots were fired in what we regarded as police action against rebel colonists and you call The war of independence .
Long time ago so I guess we can forgive you for your impudence . We should have known it was a mistake to let you have guns . Happy day !
I love the good natured teasing we often get from our cousins. No need to get a thin skin, they're on our side and we on theirs. I just can't stand them damn New Jersey Americans fat mouthin' the fierce fighters of the Southern Liberation Front in the War of Union Agression. They also ridicule the way we talk.
I wonder how many Americans remember the importance of the date?
