Pardon my going slightly off-topic, but some of the comments in this thread remind me of an old joke.

A civilian psychologist is giving a soldier the Rorschach test
- What does this picture make you think of?
- Food.
- And this?
- Food.
- And that one?
- Food.
- Hmm... you don't think you might be overly focused on food?
- Might be.
- Can you think of a possible reason for that?
- Just out of training camp. Haven't had a decent meal in the last three months.

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