Originally Posted By: Drew Hause
"A FATHER'S ADVICE" by Mark Beauboy, M.P. of Coombe House, Shaftesbury, Dorset, England, in 1902, for his son Henry Mark, with the gift of his first gun on reaching the age of 13.


If a sportsman true you'd be

Listen carefully to me.

Never, never let your gun

Pointed at any one;

That it may unloaded be

Matters not the least to me.

When a hedge or fence you cross

Though of time it cause a loss,

From your gun the cartridge take

For the greater safety sake.

If 'twixt you and neighboring gun

Bird may fly or beast my run,

Let this maxim e'er be thine;

"Follow not across the line."

Stops and beaters, oft unseen,

Calm and steady always be;

"Never shoot where you can't see."

Keep your place and silent be;

Game can hear, and game can see;

Don't be greedy, better spared

Is a pheasant, than one shared.

You may kill, or you may miss,

But at all times think of this

"All the pheasants ever bred

Won't repay for one man dead."

Yessiree- you got the right Limey on this set of "Gunner's Words of Wisdom" Old "Tum-Tum" was a spoiled brat who thought he could do whatever he pleased, including boinking his shooting companions wives-If he had shot a peasant in a nearby leafy tree, doubt he would have lost any sleep over it- same cavalier Limey attitude to the porters and coal miners from Cornwall- if they die in a mine blast accident, there are others in line hungry enough to take their places-


"The field is the touchstone of the man"..