It's not even August yet, and that story has my vote for whackiest internet rumor of the year. Unless, of course, Sig. Perazzi has indeed risen from the Dead, and the Second Coming has indeed occurred in Denver, Colorado, and the New Messiah is a jihadisti. In which case, we've got bigger problems that the pros and cons of case color jobs. If that's all true, maybe God isn't on Our Side. Oh well, as the saying goes, Allah Akbar!