I was given this version of the Lords Prayer in Lawyers speak as a reminder never to resort to litigation!!!!!!
Our Father, whose predominant residence pattern is
widely perceived as being in an exo-atmospheric
environment, your name shall be treated, as a matter
of course, in a reverential demeanour appropriate to
existing protocol guidelines. It is to be hoped that,
as an optimal result of the ongoing situational
development, your form of governmental institution may
be, in accordance with the appropriate procedures,
finalized within the foreseeable future, in forms
applicable to both bilateral and multilateral fora. It
is therefore to be hoped that you will undertake the
creation of the necessary administrative modalities so
as to ensure the provision to recipient entities of
requisite alimentary sustenance. Help our antagonists
to recognize that any temporary, invalidated and
erroneous presumptions of instances of our apparent
non-compliance with duly undertaken obligations arise
from their refusal to objectively assess the broad
parameters of our clearly-demonstrated-over-time,
historic pattern of full commitment and, most
importantly, have no bearing on our relationship while
noting that their consistent unquestionable pattern of
non-compliant behavior introduces substantial concern
over the sustained viability of their willingness to
observe so essential a set of international
obligations. We call upon you to reduce the
availability of opportunities for any perceived
deviation on our part from proscribed norms, both
substantive and normative, and reduce the willingness
of our opponents to examine closely the facts of our
position. For it is the father, who has complete
jurisdiction, and all encompassing authority
indefinitely. Provide us with appropriate modalities
for coming, with all deliberate expeditiousness, to
closure, unless otherwise agreed between the parties
