You ought to be permanently relegated to misfires. A misfire is what happens when you go off half-cocked . . . which probably has more than one meaning in your case.
Do you build guns Larry? Doug does. He rebuilt three of them for me to a state of perfection. When it comes to my locks, stocks, and barrels I'll listen to the man who builds them rather than a gun writer. After Elmer Keith and Jack O'Conner died there is no such thing as a gun writer. Anyone who tries to fill their boots is just pissing in the wind.
