Don't forget to send all your friends here in Misfires a postcard ed. That shouldn't take too much time out of your trip since I am your only friend here.

Just send it to King's address, because as only you and I know, I am really King posting under another name. But remember, that's our little secret. Hopefully, no one will find out since we're on the Internet.

I wonder if there are any YouTube videos on defeating a Burglar Alarm System? As Jagermeister always says, I wouldn't worry about it.

A true sign of mental illness is any gun owner who would vote for an Anti-Gunner like Joe Biden.