My wife and I have a simple agreement - with her I am monogamous.

With fly rods and firearms I am permitted "serial affairs" - her words. She, on the other hand, is happy with 2 fly rods, 2 revolvers and 2 shotguns - especially her 20 gauge Beretta 471 SxS with which she yesterday killed quail and pheasant.

A wife who loves to break clays and quail hunt is easy to live with.