From time to time I'll be hanging around a group of guys, talking about girls, and without fail one will pipe up with the old "I can't stand all these skinny girls! I like a woman with curves!"
Upon further disucssion it will come to surface that he considers the likes of Jennifer Aniston or Denise Richards 'skinny', and 'curves' is really code for fat, i.e. Roseanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnel. It is usually at this point that the rest of us have a good laugh, shake our heads, and distance ourselves a little from this chap.
So for you guys who think a Parker somehow is lacking in what makes a shotgun a shotgun, note that I have just slid my computer a little further away.....
