"They are hard, round, covered by a scar and ugly up close." I was talking about NIDs not you know whats. Well I should have been. It might be safer.

My partners' wife insisted on showing me her implants a few months ago. Both she and her husband are very happy with her 38DD size. Funny thing is that they found out, from my wife who was with me at the time, that her set is larger and real. Kind of like having a original Parker small bore instead of a reproduction. Shame I like legs. Married my wife for her brains, high income and keen desire to keep me in both guns and shells. About all I could ask for in a girl.

NIDs are right fun to buy these days. Even the graded ones are not too expensive yet. Sure that will be a thing of the past some day but for now they are the last real value I see in a American vintage double.