Good thing I don't buy guns as investments. I'm not very good at investing.

Over a lifetime I've invested well over $500,000 in automobiles. If I could sell my current inventory for what I owe on 'em, I'd only be $450,000 in the red.

I shudder to think of all the money I invested in cigarettes, booze, pool games and movie tickets. The only surviving investment from that period in my life is an un-punched Woodstock ticket.

I wish I'd restocked more guns.