You'll have to do better than that, Jager. I'm an OODA master. Well, journeyman at least. Drew's pictures have me feeling nostalgic...

Prince Albert in a Dr. Grabow, bacon & eggs & buttery toast (heart attack, little creek!) for breakfast, 'prolly shoot skeet with the Ithaca 37 today. i.e. if I live long enough.

Kid prank calling store: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Clerk: Yes.

Kid: You better let him out before he suffocates!