Most retired Colonels (Full Bird or Light grade) that can afford a 20 something mistress and keep her in shoes, and hidden from the "Old Battle Axe" can afford better flooring for their homes and kitchens that vinyl-- hardwood tongue and groove real flooring over a 1/2" cork underlay-at least we know said mistress is not "barefooted and pregnant", right??

"The field is the touchstone of the man"..