Hunters are like cowboys - everybody likes to call themselves one, but it's hard to be either living in the suburbs and driving a Suburban. If you have a 401K or an MP3 player it's even tougher.

I would just as soon hunt on a preserve, where at least you know you'll see something to shoot. It's better than wandering around a field all day and seeing one bird 200 yards away. After the shooting is done, the birds are given to someone, anyone, who wants to go through the trouble of cleaning them, and it's off to the nearest Cracker Barrel for some real home cooking. No Cracker Barrel, McDonald's Chicken sandwich will do. McDonald's works for fishing trips as well, if you order the Filet O' Fish.