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Robbed from another site"
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal American immigration. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and live according to the U.S. Constitution and not Executive Orders.
>> Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists and green energy proponents crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose farm borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free range chicken. When I told him I didn't have any, he angrily left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
>> In an effort to stop the illegal American aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them nonetheless. He then installed 5,000 Watt loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the border, but they just keep on coming.
>> Canadian officials are particularly concerned about American smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, promising them that they will be delivered to safe haven in Canada. They pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the batteries die. "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though, and some kale chips, but they wouldn't share."
>> When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly fearing retribution from conservatives, who will make them work instead of providing entitlements. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.
>> In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the 1950s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on the Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," the official said.
>> Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic broccoli shortage, buying up all the hip hop CDs, and renting all of the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't absorb and support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many inept art and history majors does one country need?
Dodging lions and wasting time.....
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Before we get wrapped around the axle with how many people have been killed, lets remember the three kinds of homicide:
1) Criminal 2) Justifiable 3) Praiseworthy
Ask yourself how many of that mumble mumble number of people killed were which kind of homicide.
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TRAP law in TX seems to have had some basis in making sure patients had access to the best medical care rather than being relegated to some nasty abortion mill that happened to be close by and convenient. Court overturned it, but the reasoning seems to have been the convenience of the mother (?) wanting the abortion.
Gay marriage? I still hold that the "right" to gay marriage is a manufacture of the liberal courts similar to the strained construction of abortion as a constitutionally protected right under Life Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness. Gay marriage and abortion prohibition were the law of the land long before the courts transformed both into rights.
Shoot, I remember when both were not only illegal and a sin, but a disgrace as well...Geo Geo, the SC opinion also railed against the motivation of the Texas legislature as the facts that were brought out about the conditions of the closed clinics and the necessity of having admitting privileges did not match up at all with the justifications propounded by the legislature. Breyer almost called the whole lot liars. FYI, even if you feel that the right to an abortion was a creation of liberal justices, that right was nonetheless in existence a long time before TRAP became the favored way to smite out abortions.
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This is way better than misfires!...Geo Sure is!
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Do you believe that resting arrest justifies an execution? No, without question it does not. That said each incident of supposed or real law enforcement over-reach seems to start with someone failing to listen to the police officer at least, or completely resisting arrest, to assaulting the police. The dominant factor seems to be not race but stupidity and or criminality. I have taught my children as I was, treat people with good manners regardless and don't argue with police. Calmly say what you think is true when asked, and if things are not right clam up. Either way don't be an idiot and fight them, they have the presumptive color of authority, and have guns. If the police are wrong work it out in court. Rather than judge by a small video slice of an incident from a poor angle, I believe I will wait for more facts and in this case the several recordings from officer and dashcams. The good news is the latest incident has multiple recordings. Police departments today unfortunately require this now as the news media sensationalizes incidents for democrat party turn-out purposes. Yes the police make mistakes. Yes the police go wrong and do bad things, but that is the exception that must be dealt with when it occurs. That said the media will never zero in on the real problem which is resistance by habitual criminals.
Michael Dittamo Topeka, KS
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PS: I don't care about how Canada does business except where it effects the USA. They are a different nation, different social make-up, with a different legal traditions. They can govern themselves, we can govern ourselves.
PPS: my previous post refer to the Sterling and before incidents, I still do not know enough about the castile incident to comment, save all incidents should be throughly investigated
Last edited by old colonel; 07/07/16 05:39 PM.
Michael Dittamo Topeka, KS
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YUP! Its hot 
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Do you believe that resting arrest justifies an execution? No, but it should be good for at least a couple of extra bumps and bruises.
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Read Thomas Harris' great novel Hannibal- in the early scenario, a black *&^%$ drug dealer named Evalara Drumgo (sic) used a baby in a kiddy carrier to conceal a MAC-10, as she confronted character Clarice Starling (from the Silence of the Lambs) novel. Harris was a cop bat reporter in both NYC and Miami, both strongholds of evil black druggies armed to the teeth-and those scumbags will use any trick to fool "Whitey"--
"The field is the touchstone of the man"..
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Look what they did to Batman!
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