When I was younger I was out in a boat on LI Sound with a young lady I was pursuing at the time.

It was about an hour before low tide so the water was moving fairly strongly. We passed by a harbor buoy that was leaned over fairly well with the water rushing around it. She inquired as to what kind of power it had beneath the surface to make it move so fast.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
- Errol Flynn