Larry and Darryl are twins, both the dullest knives in the drawer, and both have been out of work for a while- money is getting tight, and Larry sees a ad in the Sunday paper, the employment agency is interviewing for jobs at the local GM in Grand Rapids. Larry's last job was at Clipper Belt as a night janitor, Darryl's last job was an inspector at Cutler,a main supplier to Victoria's Secret in better economic times.
Monday AM, bright and early, both show up at the agency, and with some help, fill out the paperwork, and wait to be interviewed. Larry goes first, and after 10 minutes, goes back to the bench where Darryl is sitting. "Hey, Darryl, guess what, I got a job at GM, 3rd shift janitor, at $15.00/hour. How about that?"" Whoo-ee says Darryl, I gotta get me a GM job too. That's for me.
Darryl goes back to be interviewed, comes back in a while and sits down next to his brother. "Well, didja get a GM job Darryl?" asks Larry. "Yeah, I sure did- Second shift, $25.00/hour, start tomorrow." "Hey, what the Hell-- how come you get second shift and $10.00 an hour more than I get on third shift? We should be working together, same shift, same pay. Didn't you tell the dude we are twins?""
Naww, I just told him what I did at Cutler, and they put me in skilled trades right away."
"This is bullshit Darryl, come with me and we'll get this dude straightened out on skilled trades."
So they both head back to the clerk's desk, and Larry asks him why he wasn't in skilled trades at $25.00/hr. like his dipstick twin brother. "Well, sir, your brother was a Diesel fitter when he worked at Cutler, and that is a skilled trade at GM. You were a night janitor at Clipper Belt, and that is NOT a skilled trade here at GM", was the terse answer given to Larry.
"Skilled trade- skilled trade, my ass," replied Larry. Do you know what he did each day at Cutler?" "He sat on an inspection and packing line in the underwear department, pulled a pair of panties down over his head down to the ears, took them off and said: "Yeah, dese'l fit her" and stuffed them in a box and sent them down the line."
Last edited by Run With The Fox; 09/22/16 07:51 PM.