How about "For sale, well-used combat uniform worn by revolutionary who wrested his country from brutal control with a few hundred patriots, defied the strongest country in the world for 60 years, defeated US-sanctioned invasion, forced US to take missiles out of Turkey, sent 20,000 troops to liberate African countries, established fastest growing health and education infrastructure on the hemisphere, died with boots on."

Okay, okay, he was a murderer, as James says. There's always a lot of blood around in throwing out dictators, making countries, although Castro's were negligible compared to two US civil wars, the latter comparable to its losses during two world wars, and not counting the 60,000-plus US dead "liberating" Vietnam and Iraq from despots.