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The most entertaining "Three Word Story" topic reminds me of the English Lit. professor who required his class to write a brief theme that must include sex, death, and religion.
One sharp female student immediately handed in her theme that went: "My mother died, my God, I'm pregnant."
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Then there is the sad, six word novel:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
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And they all lived . Unfortunately.
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The Baby shoes was attributed to Ernest Hemingway. Don't know if he wrote it himself or if someone else did.
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Six word novels are great if they either tell a story or give you so much information that you fill in all the blanks. My favorite is:
Daddy's shotgun, gonna be a wedding.
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From a now-passed friend: "That was the summer we discovered chickens couldn't swim." I never heard the rest of that story.
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"A man was born, he lived, and he died." Lucy reading to Linus.
Linus said there must have been a lot of interesting things that went on between his birth and death.
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From a now-passed friend: "That was the summer we discovered chickens couldn't swim." I never heard the rest of that story. Or turkeys fly. From wkrp in Cincinnati tv show.
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From a now-passed friend: "That was the summer we discovered chickens couldn't swim." I never heard the rest of that story. Or turkeys fly. From wkrp in Cincinnati tv show. Just watched it last weekend. Arthur Carlson's classic line "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" My all time favorite sit-com and specific episode.
The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia
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And the line "Oh, the humanity",..
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